christelpistol

Blog

the one where i grew 4 heads.

Posted by christelpistol on February 6, 2009 at 11:16 AM

well sports fans, its been a WHILE since ive had a good rant.

  

wanna hear it?  here it go.

 

 i went to the McDonalds in Wal-Mart this morning to get breakfast.  one half of the menu was unlit.  i asked the "Manager in Training" (aka the MIT) if it was blacked out because they were out of those menu items or if it was just burned out.  he looked at me as if i had sprouted 3 more heads and started to speak Russian.  he then started to mumble something in Spanish and looked at the ACTUAL Manager with fear and confusion in his eyes.  i thought to myself, "how efficient is it to have a manager of a retail food store that has a very limited knowledge of the english language?"  when he looked at her, his eyes twitched as if to say, "did you HEAR what this 4 headed white woman just asked me?"

 

the manager then asked me what was wrong.  i asked again, "are you out of those items or did the light just burn out?"  she said, " we arent like a regular McDonalds.  we dont have the mcmuffins and bagels.  we just have biscuits and burritos"  i said, "I KNOW that.  what i ASKED was..." and repeated the question slower.  she NEVER turned around to see what i was talking about and said, "we have everything."  i asked, "so the light is just out?"  and she said, "the light's not out."  i said, "uhhhhh.... ok, but... from here... uhhhh nevermind."

 

i placed my order and waited patiently for something else to happen.  surprisingly there were no other issues. 

 

 

so, my point is this.  why do they let ANYONE be a manager of a McDonalds?  why do they always fuck you in the drive thru?  why are there idiots in the world that DO NOT LISTEN? 

 

gah. 

 

 

Categories: only me

Post a Comment

Oops!

Oops, you forgot something.

Oops!

The words you entered did not match the given text. Please try again.

Already a member? Sign In

6 Comments

Reply WIO
12:41 PM on February 6, 2009 
I have nipples greg...can you milk me?
Reply J.
12:43 PM on February 6, 2009 
There is a way around this you know.

Stop going to Mc D's. It's bad for you.
Reply WIO
12:45 PM on February 6, 2009 
Russian and spanish? Nice combo! You should bring them the 4 R's and explain they won't be getting a 5. I assume with 4 heads, that's 4 mouths as well right?
Reply Joe Savage
1:16 PM on February 6, 2009 
Patience, girl. Remember, any time you are in one of those many situations where some incompetent sales person is butchering the job of waiting on you or others.... "if they could do better, they would" that's why they're working there. If they were smart enough to be something more than that clerk, they would get a better job.
Worry about bigger things. You're above that.
It's against the law to kill them.
Joe Savage
Reply the GAY
1:19 AM on February 7, 2009 
i must take issue with the comment made by J. Savage. Even a clerk has the ability to make the words hello and thank you and make them IN ENGLISH!!!!! That said............ uh Ms. Hull order your choice of the limited menu items and spread your magic fairy dust elsewhere. I'm sure the air does not taste like candy in their world, nor is it filled with unicorns and rainbows.
Reply christelpistol
11:30 AM on February 7, 2009 
yeah yeah yeah... im JUST sayin.


and i have to remember there are no bubblebaths in Prison

Recent Blog Entries

by christelpistol | 1 comments
by christelpistol | 2 comments
by christelpistol | 1 comments

To Do list

  • stop smoking
  • lose 5 pounds
  • lose 10 pounds
  • lose 15 pounds
  • lose 20 pounds
  • learn to quilt
  • pay off Target card
  • pay off Capital One
  • pay off HSBC card
  • yard sale
  • Canned Food Drive Party
  • 40 squares for Knit To Give
  • new glasses
  • wisdom teeth yanked
  • braces (?)
  • apply for financial aid
  • get my last college credit
  • teach Ashton how to knit
  • teach Maggie how to knit
  • vacation with WIO
  • vacation with Angela
  • donate to CAFB
  • 30 days of sobriety in January
  • 30 days of Sobriety in February
  • Sober till St. Pats.
  • blanket for Project Linus
  • etsy shop